Tsunami S'Arbleu

TSUNAMI S'ARBLEU

Once upon a time in Osaka, Japan a renowned rapper (who shall remain unnamed) had a passionate booty call at a local okiya with a beautiful maiko, and an abomination was conceived. The infant wedlock girl was later abandoned at an orphanage with a note that said "津波" (Tsunami). Tsunami spent most of her life with no baby mama to call her own and finally grew out of the orphanage. For a lack of continuity, Tsunami eventually found her way to North America hoping to one day become a popstar. She thought "Beyoncé is from Houston, so maybe I should start there!" Upon arriving in Htown, she saw all the countless Beyoncé wannabes and decided she didn't want to be just another blazé cookie-cutter popstar. The one person who stood out to her the most was a classic twisted dame named Violet. With Violet's taste for variety and finesse, the two became close and Tsunami finally found what she always wanted, a baby mama. Tsunami wants to be a star--but not just any star, a melting pot of variety: sugar, jello, and everything ghetto; a hint of ratchet and a dash of 80's. However, Tsunami has yet to receive her happy ending. Tsunami's interests include watching anime and listening to J-POP & booty music. She loves cuisine, eating sushi, tossing salad, and drinking watermelon. Her idols are Björk, Lisa Frank and O-Ren Ishii.

F CENTRICS // Teddi O' Bear / Tsunami S'Arbleu / Lushious Massacr / Violet S'Arbleu